{"title":"Candles","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"scented-candle","title":"9 oz Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"573\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause your home should smell amazing—and read like a warning.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"504\"\u003eLight up your space with candles that bring cozy, comforting scents—paired with Scripture bold enough to make guests do a double take. Each candle comes with your choice of scent and a sharply printed verse on a clean white label for maximum contrast and maximum attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"506\" data-end=\"652\"\u003ePerfect for living rooms, bedrooms, bathrooms, prayer corners, gift baskets, and anywhere else you want to mix peace with a little biblical spice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"659\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eAvailable Scents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"712\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"688\" data-end=\"710\"\u003e• Cinnamon Vanilla\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"713\" data-end=\"817\"\u003eWarm, sweet, and comforting—like a hug from someone who still might quote Scripture at you aggressively.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"841\"\u003e• Clean Cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"927\"\u003eCrisp and refreshing. Smells like freshly washed laundry and zero moral compromise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"929\" data-end=\"962\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"933\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e• Peppered Passionfruit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003eBright, fruity, and just spicy enough to feel slightly dangerous—very on brand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1073\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e• Sea Salt \u0026amp; Orchid\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1146\"\u003eCalming, breezy, and serene… until someone reads the verse on the label.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1148\" data-end=\"1181\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1179\"\u003e• White Sage \u0026amp; Lavender\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1182\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eSoft, herbal, soothing—perfect for relaxing your mind while your candle judges your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1306\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVerse Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1409\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1312\" data-end=\"1407\"\u003e1. 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