{"product_id":"13oz-candle","title":"13oz Scented Candle","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who does NOT appreciate loud morning people.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBring some peace, humor, and biblical accuracy into your home with this bold 13.75 oz candle featuring one of the funniest (and most relatable) verses in Scripture:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e“If anyone loudly blesses their neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.” — Proverbs 27:14\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhether you’re a chronic night owl, a slow waker, or simply someone who believes mornings should come with a volume warning, this candle sets the tone—quietly, sweetly, and with a little holy sass.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eHand-poured in a premium glass jar, this candle burns clean, smells amazing, and makes the perfect gift for coworkers, roommates, spouses, and absolutely anyone who keeps saying “GOOD MORNING!” way too enthusiastically.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAvailable Scents\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Comfort Spice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWarm, cozy, and perfect for calming your soul before someone tests your patience.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Sea Breeze\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFresh, airy, and peaceful—ideal for mornings when you require serenity, not shouting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e• Vanilla Bean\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSweet, soothing, and smooth… unlike anyone who speaks loudly before 9 a.m.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNOTE! Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn candle 3 to 4 hours of each lighting and trim wick to 1\/4\". Discontinue use with 1\/2\" of wax remaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: One size (3″ × 5\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from USA-farmed soybeans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% cotton eco wick\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Average burn time: 70-80 hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Permanent adhesive label\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Please note: All scents have the same color\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Comfort Spice \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":61550379237746,"sku":"24233560208932334044","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sea Breeze \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":61550379270514,"sku":"64545817379139618444","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Vanilla Bean \/ 13.75oz","offer_id":61550379303282,"sku":"22724348600708301388","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/2421\/7458\/files\/4779691243740947930_2048.jpg?v=1769403796","url":"https:\/\/biblicallybrutal.com\/products\/13oz-candle","provider":"Biblically Brutal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}