{"product_id":"golf-towel-psalm-22","title":"Golf Towel Psalm 22","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFor golfers who know the true meaning of suffering.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBring a little humor—and a lot of honesty—to the course with this premium cotton golf towel boldly featuring one of the most dramatic lines in Scripture:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e“My God, my God, why have You forsaken me?” — Psalm 22:1\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePerfect for those rounds where:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eyour swing disappears,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eyour ball finds every tree,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ethe bunker becomes your second home,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eor you miss a putt so badly you question your purpose.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eSoft, absorbent, and ready for sweat, dirt, grass, and tears (of joy or frustration), this towel hangs easily from any golf bag and guarantees at least one good laugh per round—usually from someone who watched your last shot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eIdeal for golfers who pray…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eand for golfers who \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eshould\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eClean your clubs. Wipe your brow.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAnd try not to cry out dramatically on Hole 7.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: One size: 16'' × 24'' \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Features gold grommet and ring\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e.: Print on one side\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16'' × 24''","offer_id":61565816177010,"sku":"12938632663105510052","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/2421\/7458\/files\/20260203033747-1f100b1b-4f7b-65e4-b0dd-8655ee3afc1e.png?v=1770090101","url":"https:\/\/biblicallybrutal.com\/products\/golf-towel-psalm-22","provider":"Biblically Brutal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}