{"product_id":"heavy-duty-floor-mat","title":"Bathroom Floor Mat","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"259\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"259\"\u003eFor anyone who appreciates the Bible’s most unexpected exit strategy.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"418\"\u003eGive your entryway, bathroom, or hallway a dose of biblical chaos with this floor mat featuring one of Scripture’s funniest blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moments:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e“A young man… fled naked, leaving his garment behind.” — Mark 14:51–52\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eYes, it’s real.\u003cbr data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"514\"\u003eYes, it’s hilarious.\u003cbr data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eAnd yes—your guests \u003cem data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"563\"\u003ewill\u003c\/em\u003e bring it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"911\"\u003eBuilt with durable materials and a slip-resistant backing, this mat stands up to muddy shoes, wet feet, daily drama, and anyone sprinting through life unprepared (biblical style). Whether you place it at the front door, beside the tub, or anywhere you need a laugh, this mat delivers pure comedic Scripture every time you step on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"942\"\u003eAvailable in three sizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e72″ × 48″\u003c\/strong\u003e — Big, bold, and impossible to miss (like the verse)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e36″ × 24″\u003c\/strong\u003e — Perfect for front doors and high-traffic hallways\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1153\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e24″ × 18″\u003c\/strong\u003e — Great for bathrooms, bedrooms, and small spaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1276\"\u003eClean your feet. Bless your guests.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% polyester\u003cbr\u003e.: Black trim\u003cbr\u003e.: Non-slip rubber backing\u003cbr\u003e.: One sided print\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 27\"","offer_id":61554379227506,"sku":"47735488539968657531","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24\" × 36\"","offer_id":61554379260274,"sku":"27495385881753861244","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36\" × 60\"","offer_id":61554379293042,"sku":"24047802225888761132","price":110.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/2421\/7458\/files\/13251095256758328853_2048.jpg?v=1769569666","url":"https:\/\/biblicallybrutal.com\/products\/heavy-duty-floor-mat","provider":"Biblically Brutal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}