{"product_id":"insulated-travel-mug-40oz","title":"Insulated Travel Mug, 40oz","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eFor the days when caffeine is the only thing holding your life together.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eMeet the ultimate travel mug for chaos-fueled mornings and “don’t talk to me yet” afternoons. Featuring the brutally relatable verse:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e“I have no peace, no quietness; I have no rest, but only turmoil.” — Job 3:26\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eLet’s be honest: this is the perfect summary of adulthood.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAnd parenting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAnd commuting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAnd Mondays.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWith a massive \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e40oz capacity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, this mug keeps your drinks cold or hot for hours, whether you’re sipping from the lid or using the included straw. 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