{"product_id":"rocks-glass","title":"Rocks glass","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"284\" data-start=\"235\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"282\" data-start=\"235\"\u003eHoly Scripture. Heavy Glass. Strong Drinks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"606\" data-start=\"286\"\u003eWhen your drink needs to be as strong as the verses you quote, these Biblically Brutal rocks glasses deliver righteous durability with a side of dark humor. Perfect for whiskey, bourbon, rum, cocktails, or that end-of-day “Lord help me” pour, each glass features a verse they definitely don’t embroider on throw pillows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"861\" data-start=\"608\"\u003eCrafted from thick, high-quality glass with a solid weight that feels like you mean business. Whether you’re relaxing, ranting, or raising a toast to surviving another day, these glasses pair your beverage of choice with unapologetically bold Scripture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"936\" data-start=\"863\"\u003eChoose your verse—\u003cbr data-end=\"884\" data-start=\"881\"\u003eChoose your pour—\u003cbr data-end=\"904\" data-start=\"901\"\u003eDrink responsibly… \u003cem data-end=\"935\" data-start=\"923\"\u003ebiblically\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"963\" data-start=\"943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"963\" data-start=\"946\"\u003eVerse Options\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1075\" data-start=\"965\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1073\" data-start=\"969\"\u003e1. Matthew 24:49 — “He then begins to beat his fellow servants and to eat and drink with drunkards.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1289\" data-start=\"1076\"\u003eFor the friend who likes their stories dramatic and their drinks neat. This verse is chaotic, wild, and oddly fitting for clinking glasses with your favorite “drinking buddies” (minus the beating part, obviously).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1411\" data-start=\"1296\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1409\" data-start=\"1300\"\u003e2. Proverbs 31:6 — “Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1605\" data-start=\"1412\"\u003eBasically the Bible’s version of: \u003cem data-end=\"1481\" data-start=\"1446\"\u003e“You look like you need a drink.”\u003c\/em\u003e Perfect for rough weeks, hard days, heartbreak, or anytime someone deserves a little spiritually sanctioned liquid courage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1717\" data-start=\"1612\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1715\" data-start=\"1616\"\u003e3. Proverbs 31:7 — “Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1917\" data-start=\"1718\"\u003eFor the drinker with a sense of humor as dark as their whiskey. This verse pairs perfectly with sighs, laughs, and the kind of nights where the goal isn't to fix anything—just to forget it for a bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1917\" data-start=\"1718\"\u003e• Glass material\u003cbr\u003e• Volume: 10.5 oz. \u003cbr\u003e• Height: 3.4″\u003cbr\u003e• Diameter: 3.2″\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Biblically Brutal","offers":[{"title":"Proverbs 31:6","offer_id":61490982584690,"sku":"7018101_19793","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Proverbs 31:7","offer_id":61490982617458,"sku":"7018101_19794","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Matthew 24:49","offer_id":61490982650226,"sku":"7018101_19795","price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/2421\/7458\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jan_10_2026_at_08_45_31_PM.png?v=1768103166","url":"https:\/\/biblicallybrutal.com\/products\/rocks-glass","provider":"Biblically Brutal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}