{"product_id":"shower-curtain","title":"Shower curtain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor bathrooms that embrace biblical honesty—and a little cheeky humor.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive your bathroom a bold, unforgettable upgrade with this sleek black shower curtain featuring one of Scripture’s most surprising (and hilarious) lines:\u003cbr\u003e“And the man and his wife were both naked and were not ashamed.” — Genesis 2:25\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for couples, newlyweds, housewarming gifts, or anyone who appreciates the Bible’s unexpectedly spicy moments. Whether your décor style leans modern, minimalist, or “biblically chaotic,” this curtain brings a clean, stylish look with a wink of Old Testament humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe rich background and crisp lettering create a striking contrast that looks sharp in any bathroom. Made from durable, water-resistant fabric, it blocks splashes, stays vibrant, and handles daily use like a pro.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHang it up.\u003cbr\u003eLaugh about it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAnd shower with the confidence of Eden—no fig leaves required.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Two colors available: Black or White\u003cbr\u003e• Size: 71″ × 74″ \u003cbr\u003e• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)\u003cbr\u003e• Water-resistant\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Biblically Brutal","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":61556517241202,"sku":"2984228_19454","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White","offer_id":61556517273970,"sku":"2984228_19455","price":45.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0954\/2421\/7458\/files\/shower-curtain-white-71x74-front-697adf9413071.jpg?v=1769660326","url":"https:\/\/biblicallybrutal.com\/products\/shower-curtain","provider":"Biblically Brutal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}