13oz Scented Candle

Perfect for anyone who does NOT appreciate loud morning people.

Bring some peace, humor, and biblical accuracy into your home with this bold 13.75 oz candle featuring one of the funniest (and most relatable) verses in Scripture:

“If anyone loudly blesses their neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.” — Proverbs 27:14

Whether you’re a chronic night owl, a slow waker, or simply someone who believes mornings should come with a volume warning, this candle sets the tone—quietly, sweetly, and with a little holy sass.

Hand-poured in a premium glass jar, this candle burns clean, smells amazing, and makes the perfect gift for coworkers, roommates, spouses, and absolutely anyone who keeps saying “GOOD MORNING!” way too enthusiastically.

Available Scents

• Comfort Spice

Warm, cozy, and perfect for calming your soul before someone tests your patience.

• Sea Breeze

Fresh, airy, and peaceful—ideal for mornings when you require serenity, not shouting.

• Vanilla Bean

Sweet, soothing, and smooth… unlike anyone who speaks loudly before 9 a.m.

NOTE! Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn candle 3 to 4 hours of each lighting and trim wick to 1/4". Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.

.: One size (3″ × 5")

.: Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax made from USA-farmed soybeans

.: 100% cotton eco wick

.: Average burn time: 70-80 hours

.: Permanent adhesive label

.: Please note: All scents have the same color