Proverbs 26:14 Pillow

For professional nappers and proud bed-rollers everywhere.

Give your bedroom a dose of biblical humor with this cozy pillowcase, boldly printed in crisp lettering with one of the most delightfully relatable verses ever written:

“As a door turns on its hinges, so a sluggard turns on his bed.” — Proverbs 26:14

Perfect for anyone who hits snooze 14 times, rotates like a rotisserie chicken at 3 a.m., or considers napping their spiritual gift. Soft, stylish, and guaranteed to make guests laugh, this pillowcase adds personality to bedrooms, dorms, guest rooms, and nap corners of all kinds.

Made with a smooth, linen-feel fabric that’s breathable, durable, and gentle enough for even the laziest of lounge days. Whether you're flipping over for the fifth time or settling in for a righteous day of rest, this pillowcase has you covered—literally.

Available in blue or white. Lettering is in opposite colors. 

Available in three sizes:

• 18″ × 18″ — For standard pillow glory

• 20″ × 12″ — A perfect lumbar fit and nap companion

• 22″ × 22″ — Maximum fluff, maximum laziness

• Fabric with a linen feel
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining 100% polyester insert included (handwash only)