Rocks glass

Holy Scripture. Heavy Glass. Strong Drinks.

When your drink needs to be as strong as the verses you quote, these Biblically Brutal rocks glasses deliver righteous durability with a side of dark humor. Perfect for whiskey, bourbon, rum, cocktails, or that end-of-day “Lord help me” pour, each glass features a verse they definitely don’t embroider on throw pillows.

Crafted from thick, high-quality glass with a solid weight that feels like you mean business. Whether you’re relaxing, ranting, or raising a toast to surviving another day, these glasses pair your beverage of choice with unapologetically bold Scripture.

Choose your verse—
Choose your pour—
Drink responsibly… biblically.

Verse Options

1. Matthew 24:49 — “He then begins to beat his fellow servants and to eat and drink with drunkards.”

For the friend who likes their stories dramatic and their drinks neat. This verse is chaotic, wild, and oddly fitting for clinking glasses with your favorite “drinking buddies” (minus the beating part, obviously).

2. Proverbs 31:6 — “Give strong drink to the one who is perishing, and wine to those in bitter distress.”

Basically the Bible’s version of: “You look like you need a drink.” Perfect for rough weeks, hard days, heartbreak, or anytime someone deserves a little spiritually sanctioned liquid courage.

3. Proverbs 31:7 — “Let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.”

For the drinker with a sense of humor as dark as their whiskey. This verse pairs perfectly with sighs, laughs, and the kind of nights where the goal isn't to fix anything—just to forget it for a bit.

• Glass material
• Volume: 10.5 oz. 
• Height: 3.4″
• Diameter: 3.2″

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.